When someone refers to my hometown as “San Fran,” I really bristle. People who live in other parts of the world may think “San Francisco” has too many syllables, but locals don’t ever call it “San Fran.” Ever. And only in an effort to be intentionally gauche or ironic would a resident call it “Frisco.” That’s just wrong, and it immediately identifies anyone who says it as clueless. This judgment goes way, way back. A century and a half ago, by the emperor’s decree, calling the city “Frisco” was a high misdemeanor punishable by a $25 fine.
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A very cool girl from the Bay Area sent me this article, and while it brings up my follie for always calling San Francisco “San Fran” it also alludes to my future posting - Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.
Peep the rest of the article here and read on to the last paragraph to understand why I’m apt to take on this prestigious role.